Chapter: Paula almost saw the light... and her ass grew the size of Texas
Previously on Paula has ass Cancer......
The door opened and the wedding planner stepped in carrying a selection of dressers for Paula to try on.
"Hello Paula." She greeted with fear.
"HIIIII, AM I BEAUTIFUL?" She drooled.
"ummm sure p...aul..a" She stuttered
a few hours later they were trying on dresses.
"umm Paula it seems that your ass sticks out, very noticeably, in this dress, would you like to try on another?"
just then Spencer cut in
"mom maybe you should skip the wedding with clay"
"HONEY WHY ISN'T MY CHOCOLATE BABY GOING!" she raged as her ass was growling it's hate.
Spencer sighed. "Well Mom Dad's side of the family is racist and will kill Clay if they saw him being black at my wedding"
"Well Honey let's just arrange for him to get bleached. Look how successful MJ is because of it." She said in a deep voice.
Spencer farted. "You're right."
Spencer's POV.
“ MOM YOUR SUCH A BITCH!” Spencer shouted at the top of her lungs while throwing a glass vase at Paula but her ass blocked the blow ( By the way it's almost the size of Texas now.)
“ SPENCER IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN! NO! CAN'T YOU SEE MY ASS IS GROWLING!”. Paula shouted back.
Just them Ashley walked in.
“ What's going on?”
“Well my mom won't let us have a female stripper at the bachelor party” Spencer explained
“ MY POOR SPENCER LIVING A LIE WHY CAN'T YOU BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN, CAN'T YOU SEE STRAIGHT IS GREAT!” Paula preached.
“ That's it bitch your going down” Ashley growled. Paula's ass took this as a challenge.
Then Paula saw a vision...
It was bright and sunny Paula was sitting in on a bench in a church?
Then there was Spencer in a blinding white wedding gown. Wait. Then who was the groom?
Just at that moment Paula looked up..... There was a man! Wow.” My baby's marrying a guy! Yay god has blessed me!