I followed her to the door. She opened up and the boy froze. Ugh horny little boys. Maybe a little show should be displayed. This way at least I can see if I can get a rise out of Ashley.

“Hey baby, who’s at the door?” I asked her. Man, I’m going to hell!

Her face was priceless. I wrapped my arms around her and nibbled on her ear.

“Come on hurry up, I’m really horny!” I winked at her and turn to leave.

“I-It’s” His voice cracked. He cleared it before continuing. “Fifteen d-dollars, please.”

“Sorry about that and thanks.” She said while laughing.

“Oh it wasn’t a problem, not at all.” He smiled and turned to leave.

“I don’t know what I’m going to do with you?” She stated I know a few things you can do?

 “And by the way I was playing with you earlier. I don’t necessarily have a type however all my girlfriends have been brunette.” Is she smiling? She definitely wants me!

“So does my brother know you’re bi?” Yea I said it, it’s about time I know what’s up with her.

“Haha very funny, and no he doesn’t because…”

“Shoes, shoes, shoe, oh my god, shoes. Let’s get some shoes” What the hell?  

She picks up her phone.

 Hold on sec.” Damn it, great fucking timing whoever the fuck it is.

She mouthed Glen and of course I instantly role my eyes. Of course it would be him. What a dick!

“Hey baby, oh yea just watching some T.V. Yea we won by five, how about you guys, oh you lost. Yea…” As I watched her talk to Glen, jealous overwhelmed me.

Then right away Panic of the Disco’s song Lying is the Most Fun a girl can have without taking off her clothes lyrics (which by the way is to long of a title) flashed to mine “I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck. Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie…” The lyrics seemed to fit perfect with the situation with Ashley. Damn it!

I wonder if she really likes the douche bag.

“Hey sorry, we always talk around this time.” She said.

“Oh yea no problem, I understand.” I told her. Aw they even have a fucking adorable schedule.

“Are you ready to eat?”

“Definitely, I’m starving.”