“God damn it.” We both exclaimed in unison.

“What a fucker I can’t believe he fucking cut us off, God damn that pisses me off.” She ranted.

Note to self never cut her off, I don’t need to end up dead!

Alert don’t pick up phone

Alert don’t pick up phone.

“Um Spencer is that your phone?” She asked. Of all the times to call and be a mother she picks now. Thanks mom!

“Ah yea, it’s my mother, as you can tell I like a heads up before she calls.” I grinned and looked back at the phone.

Alert don’t pick up phone

“Spencer if I hear that one more time, I’m going to break that phone.” She taunted. Bossy Ashley is hot! I wonder if she’s this way-

Alert  don’t pick up

She reaches for the phone. What the hell she’s serious! My hand connects with her arm.

Smack 

“Okay jeez, I’m answering it.” I spat.

I flipped the phone up.

“Yes mom, I’m out with a friend. No mom, yes you know her, no she’s not my new play toy. Oh god mother is that all you wanted? Mom I don’t care what kind of apples you buy, Mother, I don’t even eat apples. Did you seriously just call me for that? I’ve got to go. Bye, bye, bye mother.” I yelled in the phone. What the hell was that? Apples, seriously she called me about apples? Okay then.

“So when are we getting to the restaurant Ashley?” I asked curiously.  I hope we don’t go anywhere spicy, god I remember last time. Spicy plus me equal disaster.

“Actually I thought we could go back to my place and just catch up.” Her voice revealed a hint of uncertainty. Damn she works fast already trying to get me in her bed. Okay well she is in my dreams at least.

“Alright, that sounds good.”

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“So what do you want to eat?” Well it depends what’s on the menu. I know what I want! But let’s play it safe.

“Um pizza”

“Okay then, I’ll go order make yourself comfortable.” She said and then left to order.

Immediately what do I do, what any logical person in my case, I snoop around. I notice a few pictures Aww, she was such a cute chubby kid.