Ashley: “No, Spencer you really are and you’re so beautiful and nice and sweet and you’re just an amazing human being. And I am happy too. I’m so happy. So, don’t underestimate yourself, because there is no other girl out there that could compare to you.”

Spencer: “You’re real sweet Ashy.”

Ashley: “I try.”

Ashley then brushed her shoulder off.

Spencer: “And let me guess you just brushed off your shoulder.”

Ashley: “No.”

Spencer: “Don’t lie. I know you too well.”

Ashley: “Ok I did who cares.” Spencer laughed. “So, the reason why I called your sexy ass is because I was wondering if you wanted to hang out today.”

Spencer: “I would love to. I just have to ask the parental units. Well more like my dad and pray that my mom is at the hospital.”

Ashley: “Ah yes Paula the evil bitch mother who doesn’t want her daughter to hang out with gay sinners because they can convert her. Too bad that hasn’t happened.”

Spencer: “Haha. Oh yeah. Because we totally aren’t together and have not been making out for the past week.”

Ashley: “Mmm don’t get me all riled up Spencer. Gosh just thinking of kissing you gets me in the mood.”

Spencer: “Well you handle that on your own honey and I will ask my dad about hanging with you.”

Ashley: “Damn Spencer you were supposed to throw back some dirty comment that makes me want you even more. I don’t like you. You suck.”

Ashley pouted even though she knew that Spencer couldn’t see her.

Spencer: “Stop pouting and I don’t want to get you all turned on just by dirty talk over the phone because I want to be there and witness you getting ‘turned on’. It makes it that much hotter.”

Ashley: “Mmm I can’t wait to see you, so hurry your ass up and ask your dad.”

Spencer: “Ok mom. Gosh.”

Ashley: “Oh yeah speaking of mom, I have some totally awesome news.”

Spencer: “Ooo tell me tell me!”

Ashley: “Calm down energizer bunny. I will tell you when I see you. So, hurry. Goodbye sexy doll.”

Spencer: “Ew how can a doll be sexy Ash?”

Ashley: “Have you seen those hottie blow up dolls?! Wow. They make me melt with their stunning beauty.”

Spencer: “Ok then. You are officially weird.”

Ashley: “Yes, but now I am your weirdo.”

Spencer: “Ugh. You keep reminding me.”